<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of shazia</title><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of shazia</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Love Story</title><description><![CDATA[<BR><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff9900"><FONT size=4><STRONG>SHORT LOVE STORY:</STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>´?`<BR>´?` </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT size=4><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff">There was a Blind Girl<BR></FONT>´?` </FONT></FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>WhO Hate Herself<BR>´?` cOz Of being Blind.<BR>´?` </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>She Hate every1<BR>´?` Except her Boy friend..<BR>´?` </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>1 day de Girl said<BR>´?` </FONT></STRONG><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=4>that if She can<BR>´?` Only c the wOrld<BR>´?` she will marry her bOyfriend,<BR>´?` One day sOme1<BR>´?` dOnated eyes On her<BR>´?` &amp; then she saw Every thing<BR>´?`including her bOyfriend ,<BR>´?` her bOyfriend ask her,<BR>´?` "nOw that u can c ,<BR>´?` will u Marry Me?",<BR>´?` the girl was shOcked when<BR>´?` she saw her bOyfriend<BR>´?` is alsO Blind,<BR>´?` &amp; she refuse tO Marry him.<BR>´?` Her bOyfriend walk away<BR>´?` with Tears &amp; said,<BR>´?` " just take care Of<BR>´?` my eyes dear."</FONT></STRONG>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:04:18 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/07/Love-Story.html</link></item><item><title>Funny Jokes</title><description><![CDATA[<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Teacher to santa : write your father name in English. <BR>Santa t:  beautiful red underware. <BR>Teacher:    what is this? <BR>Santa:     it's not wrong. <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">his name is sunder lal chadda. <BR><BR>******* ******* ****** *******<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">once prince charles and sardar having dinner <BR>prince said:  pass the vine you divine! <BR>sardar thinks how poetic, <BR>sardar says:  pass the custard you bastard. <BR><BR>******* ******* ****** ******<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Doctor u look exactly like my third wife, <BR>lady: how many wife do u have? <BR>Doctor: Two. <BR><BR>****** ******* ******** *******<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Son to Santa : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae? <BR>Santa : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, <BR>besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata. <BR>jaa andar se calculator la ...<BR><BR>****** ****** ****** ********<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Santa ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai <BR>28 saal tak ka larka dhondo <BR>Santa bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile to 14 14 k do le aaon .....<BR><BR>****** ****** ****** ******<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: aqua; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Santa was writing something very slowly. <BR>Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? <BR>Santa : "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, <BR>he can't read very fast ....<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red">******* ******** ****** ******* ******<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #993366">Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya? <BR>Santa : yaar woh <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">bari</st1:place></st1:City> character less thi <BR>Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi. <BR><BR>******* ******* ******* *********<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #339966">1 larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le k jata hai, <BR>GF: kudh he pehna do <BR>Boy: Mujhe kya pata tha aitna acha response milega <BR>Warna mai kapre le k aata! <BR><BR>****** ******* ****** *****<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #cc99ff">Santa says :I love u to his girl friend <BR>and suddenly falls on the floor. <BR>Girl Friend: What is this? <BR>Santa : O ji, I'm falling in love! <BR><BR>******* ******* ******* *****<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red">Sir : jo chez hawa main urti hai woh ande deti <BR>jo zameen pe chalti hai woh bahe deti hai, <BR>woh kounsi chez hai jo hawa main urti hai par bache deti hai? <BR>Student: Air Hostess ...<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN></P><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #3333ff">i  Hope u will all like it and hav fun because life is very short and y 2 waste it for worring So hav fun and good bye<BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></FONT></P></SPAN></SPAN>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:22:32 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/23/Funny-Jokes.html</link></item><item><title>life</title><description><![CDATA[Hi All out there Today i am writing on life. Sometimes i feel Life is 2 boring The same daily routine Home 2 office &amp; back 4m Office 2 home but when i   free 4 some time only with myself  i then realise that it is so boring as i feel it can be exciting  i can enjoy my life as it is 2 short that i cant waste it like that i hav 2 do something  can any tell me what 2 do ]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:36:47 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/06/life.html</link></item><item><title>friends for ever</title><description><![CDATA[<P>A warm Hi to all my friends </P><P>friends i am in search of real friends i dont know were to find such a friend i.e friend of my takker one who loves fantcy jokes bindas type of preson one who not always talks about work and his borring life oh my god can i really find one </P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:46:17 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/15/friends-for-ever-1.html</link></item><item><title>Shaz</title><description><![CDATA[<P>well i am shazia I love listening to Music, Making friends, Chating and lots of fun can I friend some friendsof my type in rediffland if yes then go ahead wat are u waiting for</P>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 21:09:37 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sha789.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/11/Shaz.html</link></item></channel></rss>