Teacher to santa : write your father name in English.
Santa t:  beautiful red underware.
Teacher:    what is this?
Santa:     it's not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda. 

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once prince charles and sardar having dinner
prince said:  pass the vine you divine!
sardar thinks how poetic,
sardar says:  pass the custard you bastard. 

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Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two. 

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Son to Santa : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Santa : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la ...

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Santa ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai
28 saal tak ka larka dhondo
Santa bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile to 14 14 k do le aaon .....

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Santa was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Santa : "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,
he can't read very fast ....

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Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Santa : yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi. 

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1 larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le k jata hai,
GF: kudh he pehna do
Boy: Mujhe kya pata tha aitna acha response milega
Warna mai kapre le k aata! 

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Santa says :I love u to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girl Friend: What is this?
Santa : O ji, I'm falling in love! 

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Sir : jo chez hawa main urti hai woh ande deti
jo zameen pe chalti hai woh bahe deti hai,
woh kounsi chez hai jo hawa main urti hai par bache deti hai?
Student: Air Hostess ...

i  Hope u will all like it and hav fun because life is very short and y 2 waste it for worring So hav fun and good bye