SHORT LOVE STORY:
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´?` There was a Blind Girl
´?` WhO Hate Herself
´?` cOz Of being Blind.
´?` She Hate every1
´?` Except her Boy friend..
´?` 1 day de Girl said
´?` that if She can
´?` Only c the wOrld
´?` she will marry her bOyfriend,
´?` One day sOme1
´?` dOnated eyes On her
´?` & then she saw Every thing
´?`including her bOyfriend ,
´?` her bOyfriend ask her,
´?` "nOw that u can c ,
´?` will u Marry Me?",
´?` the girl was shOcked when
´?` she saw her bOyfriend
´?` is alsO Blind,
´?` & she refuse tO Marry him.
´?` Her bOyfriend walk away
´?` with Tears & said,
´?` " just take care Of
´?` my eyes dear."

Teacher to santa : write your father name in English.
Santa t:  beautiful red underware.
Teacher:    what is this?
Santa:     it's not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda. 

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once prince charles and sardar having dinner
prince said:  pass the vine you divine!
sardar thinks how poetic,
sardar says:  pass the custard you bastard. 

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Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two. 

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Son to Santa : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Santa : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak,
besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
jaa andar se calculator la ...

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Santa ki biwi boli: beti ki umar hogai hai
28 saal tak ka larka dhondo
Santa bole : oye ye to theek hai par 28 ka na mile to 14 14 k do le aaon .....

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Santa was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Santa : "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son,
he can't read very fast ....

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Aik admi: Yaar tune apni biwi ko talaak kyon diya?
Santa : yaar woh bari character less thi
Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti thi. 

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1 larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le k jata hai,
GF: kudh he pehna do
Boy: Mujhe kya pata tha aitna acha response milega
Warna mai kapre le k aata! 

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Santa says :I love u to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girl Friend: What is this?
Santa : O ji, I'm falling in love! 

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Sir : jo chez hawa main urti hai woh ande deti
jo zameen pe chalti hai woh bahe deti hai,
woh kounsi chez hai jo hawa main urti hai par bache deti hai?
Student: Air Hostess ...

i  Hope u will all like it and hav fun because life is very short and y 2 waste it for worring So hav fun and good bye

Hi All out there Today i am writing on life. Sometimes i feel Life is 2 boring The same daily routine Home 2 office & back 4m Office 2 home but when i   free 4 some time only with myself  i then realise that it is so boring as i feel it can be exciting  i can enjoy my life as it is 2 short that i cant waste it like that i hav 2 do something  can any tell me what 2 do

A warm Hi to all my friends

friends i am in search of real friends i dont know were to find such a friend i.e friend of my takker one who loves fantcy jokes bindas type of preson one who not always talks about work and his borring life oh my god can i really find one

well i am shazia I love listening to Music, Making friends, Chating and lots of fun can I friend some friendsof my type in rediffland if yes then go ahead wat are u waiting for